The Federal Republic of Liberto-Ancapistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Rouya Arjmand with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.237 billion Liberto-Ancapistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bajazad. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liberto-Ancapistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion Fiats a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,210 Fiats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, recognizing the Liberto-Ancapistanian flag qualifies you for citizenship, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and the official Liberto-Ancapistanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown. Liberto-Ancapistan's national animal is the Rattlesnake and Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Consensus.

Liberto-Ancapistan is ranked 283,343^rd in the world and 333^rd in Conch Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -15.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.