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Most Authoritarian: 5,865thMost Conservative: 13,075thMost Pacifist: 14,640th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I am little (Podemita according to Google tanslator)
Influence
Superpower
Founder / First Communist on the Moon
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Little Podemitas

Population18 million

CurrencyEUR
AnimalGoat

The Democratic Republic of Little Podemitas is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18 million Little Podemitasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Little Podemitasian economy, worth 429 billion EURS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 23,860 EURS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, it's scientifically provable that Little Podemitasian guys don't know how to make a woman happy, the government has become increasingly militant, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Podemitas's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Little Podemitas is ranked 207,710th in the world and 3rd in Union of Lunar Soviet Republics for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,865thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,075thMost Pacifist: 14,640thSafest: 15,529thMost Extreme: 16,897thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,342ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,029th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Little Podemitas was ejected from the WA for rule violations.
  • : Little Podemitas's influence in Union of Lunar Soviet Republics fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Little Podemitas, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Podemitas, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Podemitas, it's scientifically provable that Little Podemitasian guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
  • : Little Podemitas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Podemitas, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Podemitas, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Podemitas, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Little Podemitas removed regional password protection from Union of Lunar Soviet Republics.

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