The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, triple-decker prams, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.905 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,482 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,345 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,582,536 per year while the poor average 36,542, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, foreign leaders are advising that Arthur's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, the face of Arthur is a permanent feature of the Crescent skyline, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 29,353^rd in the world and 1,137^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 843.96 pounds of wildlife per square mile.