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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd Most Inclusive: 5th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th
The Dictatorship of
Democratic Socialists
Obey until death.
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Megatroid

Population12.717 billion

CapitalShelbyville

CurrencyInflation
AnimalUnicorn

The Dictatorship of Megatroid is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.717 billion Megatroidians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shelbyville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Megatroidian economy, worth a remarkable 3,885 trillion Inflations a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 305,517 Inflations, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown. Megatroid's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Megatroid is ranked 21,482nd in the world and 1st in The Union of Holy Trade States for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 226.66 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Inclusive: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5thMost Developed: 5thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7thMost Advanced Public Education: 9thLongest Average Lifespans: 10thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Beautiful Environments: 15thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17thBest Weather: 19thNicest Citizens: 21stMost Pacifist: 22ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 25thHealthiest Citizens: 29thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 39thLargest Governments: 56thSafest: 98thMost Rebellious Youth: 122ndMost Secular: 124thMost Cultured: 127thSmartest Citizens: 168thMost Cheerful Citizens: 178thLowest Crime Rates: 295thHighest Poor Incomes: 340thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,145thHighest Average Incomes: 1,534thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 2,280thMost Efficient Economies: 3,185thMost Stationary: 4,477thTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,700thHighest Drug Use: 9,327thMost Income Equality: 10,534thLargest Populations: 15,311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,863rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Megatroid, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatroid, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatroid, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatroid, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatroid, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatroid, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatroid, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences.
  • : Megatroid voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Megatroid, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatroid, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.

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