The Federal Republic of Orctavia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Suleiman with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The democratic, devout population of 1.561 billion Orctavians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bragenburg. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Orctavian economy, worth 253 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,652 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Orctavia" at foreigners, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, Orctavians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orctavia's national animal is the Dragons, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melitharstvo.

Orctavia is ranked 13,581^st in the world and 222^nd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 347.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.