The Democratic Republic of Monezambique is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pinuno with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.022 billion Monezambiqueans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertad. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monezambiquean economy, worth a remarkable 2,231 trillion tararas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,434 tararas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Monezambique as a reminder of their "special relationship", and the Monezambiquean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime is totally unknown. Monezambique's national animal is the bleeding iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monezambique is ranked 3,394^th in the world and 90^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,865.4 pounds of wildlife per square mile.