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Rudest Citizens: 1,246thFattest Citizens: 1,308thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,338th
The Benevolent Radiance of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
He who laughs first, laughs long too.
Stan Doverall
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Muahhahah

Population4.435 billion

CapitalDictatoria
LeaderStan Doverall
FaithCompliance

CurrencyChortle
AnimalGiggle

The Benevolent Radiance of Muahhahah is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Stan Doverall with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.435 billion Downtrodden Masses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dictatoria. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oblivious economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion Chortles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 296,480 Chortles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in. Crime is totally unknown. Muahhahah's national animal is the Giggle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Compliance.

Muahhahah is ranked 16,753rd in the world and 38th in Spiritus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,719.94 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,246thFattest Citizens: 1,308thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,338thLargest Retail Industry: 1,615thMost Avoided: 1,867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,928thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,947thHighest Average Incomes: 2,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,059thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,146thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,183rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,257thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,271stLargest Black Market: 2,432ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,548thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,567thMost Efficient Economies: 2,736thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,226thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,280thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,397thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,547thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,622ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,205thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,610thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,254thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,643rdMost Secular: 7,891stSmartest Citizens: 9,042ndLargest Governments: 9,206thMost Armed: 9,832ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,371stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,364thMost Cultured: 12,456thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,617thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,753rdLargest Insurance Industry: 17,781stHighest Drug Use: 17,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,271st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Average: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, a Spiritus Tourist Association survey has rated Muahhahah #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.

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