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Rudest Citizens: 1,409th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,464th Fattest Citizens: 1,526th
The Benevolent Radiance of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
He who laughs first, laughs long too.
Lou Nester
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Muahhahah

Population2.852 billion

CapitalDictatoria
LeaderLou Nester
FaithCompliance

CurrencyChortle
AnimalGiggle

The Benevolent Radiance of Muahhahah is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lou Nester with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.852 billion Downtrodden Masses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dictatoria. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Oblivious economy, worth 670 trillion Chortles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 234,968 Chortles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, Muahhahah is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, and much of Muahhahah's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Muahhahah's national animal is the Giggle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Compliance.

Muahhahah is ranked 161,492nd in the world and 215th in Spiritus for Most Devout, with 2.85 Prayers Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,464thFattest Citizens: 1,526thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,370thMost Avoided: 2,398thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,531stLargest Retail Industry: 2,576thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,633rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,759thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,307thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,327thHighest Average Incomes: 3,536thLargest Mining Sector: 3,652ndLargest Black Market: 3,749thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,987thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,642ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,717thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,797thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,044thMost Secular: 7,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,231stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9,452ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,968thHighest Drug Use: 10,759thLargest Governments: 12,039thSmartest Citizens: 12,688thMost Cultured: 13,835th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Average: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, much of Muahhahah's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, Muahhahah is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, large areas of Muahhahah are not accessible by the public.
  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the current TV ratings hit is "Keeping Up With The Downtrodden Masses".
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping.

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