The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.735 billion Headpat Centralians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 3,921 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 266,134 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 1,007^th in the world and 16^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 80.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.