The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.895 billion Headpat Centralians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth 670 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,119 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Headpat Central successfully hosted the The East Pacific Olympics, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, they say that Headpat Centralians made a dessert and called it peace, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 1,555^th in the world and 24^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 70.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.