by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 153rdNicest Citizens: 175thLeast Corrupt Governments: 199th
The Compassionate Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Headpat Central

Population7.504 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.504 billion Headpat Centralians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 236,358 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 457th in the world and 13th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,553.89 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 153rdNicest Citizens: 175thLeast Corrupt Governments: 199thMost Pacifist: 203rdMost Inclusive: 209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 212thSafest: 292ndMost Developed: 380thHealthiest Citizens: 394thLongest Average Lifespans: 425thBest Weather: 449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 457thMost Beautiful Environments: 585thLargest Publishing Industry: 783rdMost Cultured: 832ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 872ndLowest Crime Rates: 879thSmartest Citizens: 880thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,077thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,096thLargest Governments: 1,335thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,457thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,467thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,480thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,569thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,576thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,672ndMost Influential: 1,724thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,819thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,799thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,165thHighest Average Incomes: 3,982ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,776thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,585thHighest Economic Output: 9,271stMost Secular: 10,638thTop
Most Stationary: 14,425thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,204thMost Income Equality: 20,046th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 94th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionMost Stationary: 195th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 217th in the regionLargest Populations: 300th in the regionMost Secular: 362nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 469th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 710th in the region

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