The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.504 billion Headpat Centralians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 236,358 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 457^th in the world and 13^th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,553.89 Tourists Per Hour.