by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 159thNicest Citizens: 179thLeast Corrupt Governments: 197th
The Compassionate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Headpat Central

Population8.006 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.006 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 237,447 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Headpat City to enjoy their national art, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 545th in the world and 14th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,610.47 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 159thNicest Citizens: 179thLeast Corrupt Governments: 197thMost Inclusive: 202ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 209thMost Pacifist: 215thMost Developed: 377thHealthiest Citizens: 402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 422ndBest Weather: 443rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 471stMost Beautiful Environments: 545thSafest: 598thLargest Publishing Industry: 730thMost Cultured: 747thSmartest Citizens: 815thMost Cheerful Citizens: 820thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,005thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,158thLowest Crime Rates: 1,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,222ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,351stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,386thLargest Governments: 1,396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,532ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,835thMost Influential: 1,841stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,934thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,675thHighest Average Incomes: 4,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,436thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,313thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,672ndHighest Economic Output: 8,806thMost Secular: 11,208thTop
Most Stationary: 14,104th
Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionMost Stationary: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 203rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 221st in the regionLargest Populations: 299th in the regionMost Secular: 386th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 606th in the regionMost Politically Free: 771st in the region

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