The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.006 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 237,447 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Headpat City to enjoy their national art, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 545^th in the world and 14^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,610.47 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.