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Most Compassionate Citizens: 166thNicest Citizens: 192ndMost Inclusive: 217th
The Compassionate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Headpat Central

Population6.337 billion

CapitalHeadpat City
LeaderLeader

Currencyflorin
Animalfox

The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.337 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,437 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 226,771 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Headpat City for fear of causing a fuss, and Leader panders to nontraditional families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 996th in the world and 26th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 154.41 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 166thNicest Citizens: 192ndMost Inclusive: 217thLeast Corrupt Governments: 224thMost Pacifist: 227thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 241stSafest: 332ndMost Developed: 436thHealthiest Citizens: 478thBest Weather: 493rdLongest Average Lifespans: 497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 508thMost Beautiful Environments: 656thLargest Publishing Industry: 866thMost Cultured: 890thLowest Crime Rates: 996thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,007thSmartest Citizens: 1,042ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,170thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,254thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,524thLargest Governments: 1,555thMost Influential: 1,560thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,745thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,751stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,897thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,011thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,182ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,465thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,435thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,640thTop
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Most Secular: 10,960thHighest Economic Output: 11,111thHighest Drug Use: 12,655thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,045thMost Income Equality: 14,508thMost Stationary: 15,626th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 158th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 175th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 192nd in the regionMost Stationary: 225th in the regionLargest Populations: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 366th in the regionMost Secular: 395th in the regionNudest: 428th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 817th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, Leader panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Headpat City for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, populations of two-headed foxes have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Headpat Central lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 163 » Arkantis, A Slanted Black Stripe, Kaigi, ReeK, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Akorial, Kangarawa, New Birblands, Amjedia, CopyCato, Asendavia, Euricanis, Wiranath, Harro Waarudho, Kriov, Riveraland, Sansangra, Brotherland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Someseni, Gorbastan, Wizardonia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Peatiktist, Dark Edgyness, British Calradia, Urimel, Unger under over, Dreamersistan, Goodnamesarerare, Squid Ruinosa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, United China Nation, Neruch, Axdel, Chols Worithopia, Pakitsk, VW53Aland, Ridann, Osterreich und Ungarn, AngusEssa, Adolanta, Mundiferrum, Bullpups, Enlil, Freedom Fascists, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, and 113 others.Broengtopia, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Talitoa, The Holy Utopian Republic, Kilkire, The United Asian Republics, The New Wisconsin Empire, Roliganistan, The United Neo American Union, Liberstankonia, Libertanny, Dragons Blood, Stanisiti, Grossvietnam, La xinga, Sericena, ArenaC, Servants of Gizmo, Matdor, Brethren, Todd McCloud, Marrabuk, Under Sea Desert, Drunken Seal Islands, Martonica, Merlovich, The Death Syndicate, Modra, Evrigenis, Kalaratri, Monix, The Militarius Imperium, Rainbow Vests, The Romanum Legio, Interdimensional Waifus, VernKhalla, Sycona, Monteconstance, Stumptopia, FreedomIand, Acronis, Rage Mage, Zukchiva, Great Algerstonia, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Kelsyth, Warren democracy, Bai Lung, Imperial Akatsuki, Ripsylvania, Calbee, Plazland, Ad Honorem Dei, New South Hope, Republic of New India, Fellon, Quartzland, Waldenes, Bermadia, Tretrid, Freedomindia, Staynes, Antserso, Greater New Cassandra, Barfleur, Coruh, Lingu, The Eternal Land of Jong, Rohanland, Belora Gyles, United Dirtpile, The Three States of Fortuna, BuciLand, Raunch, Azureano, Moszce-Walvard, Peoples Republic of GG, SecularNorth, Camdyn Islands, Roissyland, Virgoliaendorses, Aivintis, Jakubonia, Vaskeden, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Technocratic Tagalog, Puelo, San Castillo, Sokala, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Woodsind, Oofery, Arilokina, Worthless Miracles, Tseriesiscoming, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Provillia, CheeseBurrito, Yossito II, TM-Jesselton, Imprisoned Freeman, RealDealGG1, Tassirion, Rythawelerzi, The Atlae Isles, Spiruvania, Filipopol, Quinto Piano, Layngderfleethe, Quail Empire, and A mean old man.

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