by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 148thNicest Citizens: 184thMost Pacifist: 208th
The Compassionate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Headpat Central

Population6.826 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.826 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 230,909 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 1,341st in the world and 38th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 204,742.52 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 148thNicest Citizens: 184thMost Pacifist: 208thMost Inclusive: 210thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 233rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 234thSafest: 305thMost Developed: 411thHealthiest Citizens: 441stLongest Average Lifespans: 463rdBest Weather: 470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 471stMost Beautiful Environments: 620thLargest Publishing Industry: 751stMost Cultured: 860thLowest Crime Rates: 922ndSmartest Citizens: 933rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,003rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,341stLargest Governments: 1,464thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,508thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,512thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,544thMost Influential: 1,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,692ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,734thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,740thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,889thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,321stMost Efficient Economies: 3,224thHighest Average Incomes: 4,251stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,009thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,808thHighest Economic Output: 10,238thMost Secular: 10,748thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,382ndMost Stationary: 15,092ndMost Income Equality: 16,707th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 209th in the regionMost Stationary: 212th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 212th in the regionLargest Populations: 315th in the regionMost Secular: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 399th in the regionTop
Nudest: 645th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 805th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 865th in the region

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