The Spiteful Peoples of Juraxchi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Drake Francis Ceodor-Barbarossa with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.817 billion Juraxchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sou-Feurn. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jurax'an economy, worth 605 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,565 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juraxchi's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Juraxchi is ranked 158,576^th in the world and 3,389^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 8.17 flags saluted per person per day.