The Spiteful Peoples of Juraxchi is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Drake Francis Ceodor-Barbarossa with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.059 billion Juraxchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sou-Feurn. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jurax'an economy, worth a remarkable 1,531 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,046 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juraxchi's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juraxchi is ranked 2,601^st in the world and 67^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.67 on the Human Development Index.