by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 971st Most Influential: 1,392nd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,569th
The United Nations of
New York Times Democracy
All united under one Nokia
Steffe Lfven
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.614 billion

CapitalNokia City
LeaderSteffe Lfven

CurrencyNokian Dollar
AnimalGrey Nokia

The United Nations of Nokias is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Steffe Lfven with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.614 billion Nokians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nokia City. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Nokian economy, worth 305 trillion Nokian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,015 Nokian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Nokias's radio stations, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nokias's national animal is the Grey Nokia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nokianism.

Nokias is ranked 71,366th in the world and 3,822nd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 79.21 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 971stMost Influential: 1,392ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,569thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,906thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,755thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,986thNicest Citizens: 8,384thTop
Most Pacifist: 8,606thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,083rdBest Weather: 10,645thMost Developed: 11,556thSafest: 11,847thMost Inclusive: 11,971stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,147thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,409thLowest Crime Rates: 13,696thHealthiest Citizens: 15,329thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,448thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,009th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 199th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 339th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 409th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 419th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 466th in the regionNicest Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 554th in the regionBest Weather: 574th in the regionSafest: 622nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 655th in the regionMost Developed: 656th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 656th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 692nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 702nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 715th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 715th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 810th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 812th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 821st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 822nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 823rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 843rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 848th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 865th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 873rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 147 » Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Corfad, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Wilkshire, Ethnon, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Atain, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Q w e r t y, Universal State Formula, Selfgradatude, United Draconia, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Former English Colony, Sundred, Buckerino, Sunto, Sil Dorsett, Zeternia, The Iron Lions, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Moubarakistan, Great Bights Mum, New Bremerton, Lunallian, Mercandia, New Pruessen, Islamic Cali, Niradans, Spartoptia, SORT, General COE, Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Newpromisedland, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, and 97 others.Kasazzastan, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Diodone, Napnomadia, New Lakemba, Bearical, Omnistria, Unsophisticate, Amauri, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Empy, Dreadton, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Xentherida, Federation Terra Australis, Pinguioris, Yukti, The South Falls, Maott, Zumlandia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Steraz, Alunya, Humptalumpta, Ainsworth, Ozstan, The Sinclarian Provinces, Egalico, Solmetria, Torakuen, Joodey, Guslantis, Ibiscaton, Guer Aike, Saturns Edge, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Victoriaans Nederlands, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Valhalla123, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Kobagia, Loutsland, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Penrith, Runeda, Daiz, Sockmanland, Cuyan, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, McMasterdonia, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Tamgu, Orado, Nothru Lerple, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, Loli County, PotatoFarmers, United Kahndaq, Pazair, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Parmovand, and Eravonia.

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