The Free Land of Nord Botten is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 15.62 billion Nord Bottenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norden. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Nord Bottenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,976 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,570 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nord Botten's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nord Botten is ranked 3,562nd in the world and 141st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,239.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nord Botten was endorsed by
The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Nord Botten was endorsed by
The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Nord Botten was endorsed by
The Empire of Comfed.
- : Nord Botten was endorsed by
The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Nord Botten was endorsed by
The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Following new legislation in Nord Botten, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Nord Botten was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Most Inclusive, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Stationary.
- : Nord Botten was endorsed by
The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Following new legislation in Nord Botten, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Nord Botten was endorsed by
The Republic of Zyropia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 202 » 
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The Iron Lions, 
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Empy, 
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Malta Comino Gozo, 
The Windmilluminati, 
Unshleepd, 
Zeternia, 
Sikol, 
Former English Colony, 
Prydania, 
Simone Republic, 
Unsophisticate, 
A Salmon Named Harold, 
Bankowiata, 
Ozstan, 
Andanavia, 
AmManies, 
New Trisone, and 152 others.
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