The Holy Kingdom of Christos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme President King with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.974 billion Christorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auroragon. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Christorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Dollarmarks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,199 Dollarmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christos's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Christos is ranked 216,831^st in the world and 3,923^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.