by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 871st Most Influential: 1,247th Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,586th
The Commonwealth of
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Don't burn my thunder
Grand Poobah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.463 billion

CapitalPacho City
LeaderGrand Poobah


The Commonwealth of Pacho is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Poobah with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.463 billion Pachoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacho City. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The all-consuming Pachoan economy, worth 716 trillion Pesos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,870 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, farting etiquette is taught in schools, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable. Crime is totally unknown. Pacho's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pacho is ranked 48,752nd in the world and 2,459th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,117.27 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 871stMost Influential: 1,247thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,586thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 7,989thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,087thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,682ndMost Inclusive: 10,139thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,554thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,618thSmartest Citizens: 10,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,134thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,177thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,313thMost Stationary: 12,406thRudest Citizens: 12,897thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,270thMost Cultured: 14,140th
Most Stationary: 306th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 315th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 433rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 457th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 466th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 469th in the regionMost Influential: 494th in the regionRudest Citizens: 499th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 525th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 578th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 591st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 593rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 603rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 604th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 611th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 633rd in the regionLargest Populations: 648th in the regionMost Cultured: 699th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 742nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 781st in the region

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