by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 899thMost Influential: 1,183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,121st
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Don't burn my thunder
Grand Poobah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.179 billion

CapitalPacho City
LeaderGrand Poobah


The Commonwealth of Pacho is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Poobah with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.179 billion Pachoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacho City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The all-consuming Pachoan economy, worth 884 trillion Pesos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,137 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown. Pacho's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pacho is ranked 48,807th in the world and 2,463rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.63 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 899thMost Influential: 1,183rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,121stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,146thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,627thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,441stSmartest Citizens: 10,459thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,650thMost Inclusive: 10,684thMost Stationary: 10,925thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,177thMost Cultured: 13,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,015thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,457thMost Developed: 15,529thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,609thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,806thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,762ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,133rdHighest Economic Output: 19,027thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,442ndRudest Citizens: 19,664thMost Pacifist: 20,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,157th
Most Stationary: 240th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 291st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 467th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 479th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 487th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 504th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 534th in the regionRudest Citizens: 558th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 565th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 568th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 583rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 589th in the regionMost Inclusive: 599th in the regionLargest Populations: 606th in the regionMost Cultured: 635th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 750th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 752nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 802nd in the regionMost Developed: 812th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 845th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 891st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 917th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 946th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 993rd in the region

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