The Confederazione Unita Reale of Roman Empire August is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Arthuro D'Augustus IV with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.789 billion Roman Central Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Honored Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Augustian Cornelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion Roman £s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,479 Roman £s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ritual mummification is making a comeback, surveillance cameras are banned, Emperor Arthuro D'Augustus IV's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roman Empire August's national animal is the Ancient Grey Crown Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Isacian faith's.

Roman Empire August is ranked 272,758^th in the world and 5,706^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.