The Empire of Dwightica is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dwight Schrute with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.387 billion Dwighticans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scranton. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dwightican economy, worth 117 trillion schrute bucks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,098 schrute bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, Dwight Schrute can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, gun ownership is compulsory, and archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dwightica's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dwightica is ranked 254,435^th in the world and 4,690^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.