The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Federal president with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.018 billion Berzerkistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Berzerkistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,538 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 560,468 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, the endangered saltwater humpback Eagel is only seen in captivity programs, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic of Berzerkistan's national animal is the Eagel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Berzerkistan is ranked 100^th in the world and 6^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 590.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.