The Bugger All of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Honey Badger with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.105 billion TempleLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,988 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 316,153 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and Honey Badger lives life on the open road - complete with groupies. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 294,037^th in the world and 305^th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -30.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.