The Kiɛ̃zaɹzɹik of Piznia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kanzler Pfitzrik Zulpiez with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.216 billion Piznians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filɨqizats. The average income tax rate is 6.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Piznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,130 trillion Piɛ̃zes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 338,156 Piɛ̃zes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence, motels cater primarily to adulterers, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Piznia's national animal is the Dropan Filiqi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is West Dropan Pfizirik.

Piznia is ranked 285,009^th in the world and 7^th in Akhmatova for Safest, scoring 3.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.