The Kiɛ̃zaɹzɹik of Piznia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kiɛ̃zaɹz Pfitsɹik Wɛ̃lfɨmitz Ztɹikɛ̃npak with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.189 billion Piznians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filɨqizats. The average income tax rate is 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Piznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,084 trillion Piɛ̃zes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 335,124 Piɛ̃zes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, the only place where one can see the Piznian cherry tree is in a museum, and screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Piznia's national animal is the Dropan Filiqi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is West Dropan Piscic.

Piznia is ranked 773^rd in the world and 1^st in Akhmatova for Most Corrupt Governments, with 531.27 kickbacks per hour.