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Please Be Kind and Rewind

Population4.455 billion

LeaderCarrie Onposing


The 📷 🎥🎬👀 of Please Be Kind and Rewind is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Carrie Onposing with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.455 billion Clerks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strikapose. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VHS economy, worth 889 trillion Cassettes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 199,731 Cassettes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime is totally unknown. Please Be Kind and Rewind's national animal is the Betamax, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vogue.

Please Be Kind and Rewind is ranked 57,259th in the world and 100th in Spiritus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,439.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,095thRudest Citizens: 1,258thMost Efficient Economies: 1,667thLargest Retail Industry: 1,882ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,936thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,620thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,177thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,511thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,547thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,609thFattest Citizens: 4,140thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,252ndSmartest Citizens: 4,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,775thMost Inclusive: 5,420thMost Developed: 6,083rdMost Cultured: 6,240thHighest Average Incomes: 6,322ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,884thMost Pacifist: 7,380thLargest Governments: 7,994thMost Secular: 9,208thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,416thTop
Nudest: 10,449thNicest Citizens: 10,842ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,560thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,839thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,684thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,619thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,933rdHighest Economic Output: 18,936th
Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the region

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