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Please Be Kind and Rewind

Population2.879 billion

CapitalStrikapose
LeaderCarrie Onposing
FaithVogue

CurrencyCassette
AnimalBetamax

The 📷 🎥🎬👀 of Please Be Kind and Rewind is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Carrie Onposing with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.879 billion Clerks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strikapose. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VHS economy, worth 575 trillion Cassettes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,896 Cassettes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown. Please Be Kind and Rewind's national animal is the Betamax, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vogue.

Please Be Kind and Rewind is ranked 159,652nd in the world and 212th in Spiritus for Most Devout, with 3.26 Prayers Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,494thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,161stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,184thLargest Retail Industry: 3,376thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,112thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,125thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,711thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,420thMost Inclusive: 5,477thSmartest Citizens: 5,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,659thHighest Average Incomes: 5,750thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,460thHighest Drug Use: 7,017thMost Developed: 7,173rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,884thMost Cultured: 8,209thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8,713thLargest Governments: 9,198thMost Secular: 9,608thMost Pacifist: 9,786thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,833rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,976thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,002ndNudest: 13,022ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,030thMost Politically Free: 13,448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,645thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,624th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous.
  • : Please Be Kind and Rewind was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.

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