by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,330thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,875th
The Armed Republic of
Right-wing Utopia
Poland Has Not Yet Perished!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Polish Grand Republic

Population342 million


CurrencyPolish Złoty
AnimalEuropean Bison

The Armed Republic of Polish Grand Republic is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 342 million Poles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The all-consuming Polish economy, worth 27.6 trillion Polish Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,653 Polish Złoties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,552 per year while the poor average 12,489, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

There's more vermin than ever on the metro, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Grand Republic's national animal is the European Bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Polish Grand Republic is ranked 134,539th in the world and 47th in The League of Conservative Voices for Most Politically Free, scoring 61.9 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,330thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,175thMost Devout: 28,489th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the region

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