The Democratic Republic of Narmocrana is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 464 million Narmocris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ezapura. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Narmocri economy, worth 25.5 trillion baht a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,966 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, skateparks can be found in every city, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narmocrana's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narmocrana is ranked 253,691^st in the world and 1,210^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.04 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.