The Great Windy Federation of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Konstantina Sotiropoulou with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.715 billion Neptunians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athens. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 186,950 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Neptunian Military Administration's radio stations, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 5,529^th in the world and 274^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 539.53 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.