Population | 20.821 billion |
Capital | ralera |
Leader | Kmer Kamile |
Faith | Islass |
Currency | lyra |
Animal | anooba |
The Imperium of Remulia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kmer Kamile with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.821 billion Remulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ralera. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Remulian economy, worth an astonishing 10,444 trillion lyras a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 501,621 lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Kmer Kamile to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Remulia's national animal is the anooba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islass.
Remulia is ranked 285,103rd in the world and 11th in The Milky Way Galaxy for Nicest Citizens, with 0.29 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Kmer Kamile to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Remulia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.