The Imperium of Remulia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kmer Kamile with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.912 billion Remulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ralera. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Remulian economy, worth an astonishing 10,489 trillion lyras a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 501,621 lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Kmer Kamile to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Remulia's national animal is the anooba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islass.

Remulia is ranked 688^th in the world and 1^st in The Milky Way Galaxy for Most Corrupt Governments, with 561.18 kickbacks per hour.