Population | 46.04 billion |
Leader | Kindjal |
Currency | kin |
Animal | cat |
The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 46.04 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,395 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 204,063 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kindjal is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in Groland for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 99.14 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Kindjal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Kindjal voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Khavvkhnsjnjiekh and Taumin.