Population | 47.47 billion |
Leader | Kindjal |
Currency | kin |
Animal | cat |
The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.47 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.
The gigantic but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth an astonishing 10,186 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 214,588 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kindjal is ranked 332,511th in the world and 17th in Groland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -121.09 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
- : Kindjal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Expropriation".
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in Kindjal, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Khavvkhnsjnjiekh and Taumin.