The Queendom of Kindjal is a behemoth, safe nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 51.072 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth an astonishing 10,833 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 212,120 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year, citizens are yearning to leave Kindjal for the countries it sends aid to, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 161^st in the world and 1^st in Groland for Most Cultured, scoring 760 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.