The Workers' Utopian States of The Great Slime Nation of Nick is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 667 million Slime Enthusiasts love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Slime City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nickelodeon economy, worth 39.2 trillion nickels a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,747 nickels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Slime Nation of Nick's national animal is the slime, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Slime Nation of Nick is ranked 196,981^st in the world and 314^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 42.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.