The Grand Emirate of Juba is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Danial Chovy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.726 billion Jubans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danchovy Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Juban economy, worth 858 trillion Danchovies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 98,370 Danchovies, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, emojis are the soul of wit, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Juba's national animal is the Timberwolf Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juba is ranked 52,135^th in the world and 3,264^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,189.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.