The Amazing Land of Loveable Dogs is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pugsley with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.703 billion Loveable Dogsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pugsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loveable Dogsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,520 trillion Treats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,865 Treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loveable Dogs's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loveable Dogs is ranked 13,165^th in the world and 58^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 353.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.