The Republic of Sharpia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MrSharpSword with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.302 billion Sharpians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DaRealMSS. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sharpian economy, worth 143 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,498 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sharpia's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sharpia is ranked 9,588^th in the world and 2^nd in The Region Of Gargery for Most Devout, with 2,452.59 Prayers Per Hour.