The Grand Chainlands of Jinwoy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Raya Minibung with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.179 billion Jinwoyins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilaporei. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jinwoyin economy, worth a remarkable 5,200 trillion Jinwoyin Buroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,539 Jinwoyin Buroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and the Jinwoy Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinwoy's national animal is the Jinwoyin Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Intentionally Not Defined.

Jinwoy is ranked 4,862^nd in the world and 244^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 571.4 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.