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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 74th
The Rogue Nation of
Anarchy
Everyone is useful, if only as fertilizer
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Sinkorswim

Population34.913 billion

CapitalHard Knocks City
LeaderEvil Overlord

Currencydollar
Animalhyena

The Rogue Nation of Sinkorswim is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Evil Overlord with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.913 billion Sinkorswimians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hard Knocks City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sinkorswimian economy, worth an astonishing 16,847 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 482,555 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,065,007 per year while the poor average 72,289, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and Hyena sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sinkorswim's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sinkorswim is ranked 175,546th in the world and 5,762nd in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -92.2 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74thLargest Insurance Industry: 87thHighest Economic Output: 89thLargest Publishing Industry: 92ndRudest Citizens: 95thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 102ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 104thHighest Disposable Incomes: 113thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115thFattest Citizens: 139thSmartest Citizens: 154thLargest Populations: 194thLargest Gambling Industry: 211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 219thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 221stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 258thHighest Average Incomes: 259thMost Secular: 469thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 643rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 872ndMost Armed: 1,099thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,181stLargest Mining Sector: 1,190thHighest Crime Rates: 1,258thMost Avoided: 1,538thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,952ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,984thLargest Black Market: 4,929thHighest Drug Use: 5,719thMost Stationary: 5,749thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,235thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,333rdMost Influential: 12,754thMost Efficient Economies: 14,157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,825thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,364thNudest: 17,553rd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionMost Armed: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 60th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 60th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionMost Avoided: 81st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 111th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionLargest Black Market: 285th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 305th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 427th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 436th in the regionMost Politically Free: 471st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 479th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 575th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sinkorswim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, Hyena sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Sinkorswimian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, the statue in the Tarkin Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute.
  • : Sinkorswim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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