The Democratic Republic of Delitai is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bob Exodus with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.011 billion Delitaians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medan. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Delitaian economy, worth 666 trillion Deli Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,029 Deli Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Bob Exodus is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delitai's national animal is the Phoenix Ascent, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Delitai is ranked 7,207^th in the world and 350^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.