Population | 10.07 billion |
Capital | Salvador |
Leader | Gabas |
Faith | Spiritism |
Currency | Novos cruzados roais do rois |
Animal | Bat |
The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gabas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.07 billion Bahians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Eastern Bahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,074 trillion Novos cruzados roais do rois a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 205,993 Novos cruzados roais do rois, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,054,664 per year while the poor average 22,091, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.
Tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, Bahians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Bahia's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spiritism.
Eastern Bahia is ranked 79,333rd in the world and 1,455th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,081.84 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastern Bahia was endorsed by The Finnish Nation of Hazahmkong.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, Bahians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
- : Eastern Bahia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Eastern Bahia was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 178 » Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Ever Testing, The Free Falklands, Curlyhoward, Greater Fennovia, Blipp, ANuadh, Great Scapula, Ebonhand, Skaladoria, Myhomecountry, Tepertopia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Lothian, Land Without Shrimp, Goldnation, Lupusterra, The Two Jerseys, Vimoraland, Sanden, Zheng Fa, Zanforadon, Romanopolska, Nova Montron, Qadiworka, Bleakfoot, Froshar, A leftover country, Bawkie, West Khazana Finsstan, Jarilon, Drystar, Jehenna, Nowa Europa, New-Javarra, Sedia, Eleuthelrium, No moking, Volaworand, Arscanesia, Kiasu-ism, Southern Numenor, Privatore, Isokenzar, North Korea is best, Ostavaria, Silvalbia, Darakin, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Purisect, and 128 others.The Filippinas, Eastern Juble Lux, Eastern Doncaster, Amerion, Las Filipina, Swenfia 2, Antarctic Empires, Gonthavnor, Cerespasia, Zaelith, New Xartoia, Emagination, Explodeingtnt, Illyanisches Demokratische Republik, Afria Thebel, Inner Albania, Sumina, Serpleddyland, Linden Oak, Mercian Legions, Democates, Doraya, BEEstreetz, Xanistan, Amerinsca, Springwalla, Itani, Corpoterra, Aidenfieeld, Detroxia, The Solar System Scope, Xandev, Upper Ryu Lorty, Yomer, Republic of Rhode Island, Rebel-topia, Calistan, America Gone Wrong, Hacrela, Eritria, Dun Frest, Balisca, Tioloman, Pede Cattus, Poguelands, Soradev, Meglomania, Wehraboos, Petea, Differences-In-Differences, Walloonia, Jammlandia, Anarco Argentina, Shefino, Tigrulia, Rad Asia, Ferrumetlapis, Asarana, Gitlok, Pamela And Hepatitis, Avastotz, Aquila Audax, The Island of Sorna, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Abarri, Venezia Pacifica, Gutiterra, Soem, Dakalian, Unielvan Millorvium, Gwandalis, Greater Lamero, Frairrisburg, Gdfsg land, Chernaya Zvezda, Skwar, Nill Vill, Laniakea and Primaliya, Megistos, Yellunstryer, Doundaly, Tvania, Genoxelande, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Sporaltryus, Great Ostanian Republic, Novovaritsya, Peoples East Aliska, Vespurg, IndustroMiliComplex, Karatengisa, Tahiron, Pabtlau, Haya-Nagatoro, Lyautesie, SharttingToepia, Marre, Madhonia, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Pepoland, Yugarritia, Aurcania, USNE2018, New Maxta, New Amerikan Republic, Fasire, Farelonia, HawkoFon, 7 Trees, Tanyaland, Greenwisch, Blondiesland, Uvalor, United Galtallicaltopia, Morian, Belschaft, Kholdan, Revcader, Los Lonley Boys, Amerikanisches Imperium, North Kanuckistan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Mittero, Lans Isles, Ferfulesse, Lilli Lands, Janoi Donacen, and Hazahmkong.