The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prezydent Iga Świątek with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.482 billion Nowa Europeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 4,811 trillion banknotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,900 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, belief that Prezydent Iga Świątek is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, Prezydent Iga Świątek is considering changing the Nowa Europan flag to one with more glitter, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is well under control. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 274,682^nd in the world and 5,199^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 7.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.