The Nation of Detroxia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Detroix with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.446 billion Detroxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroix City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Detroxian economy, worth 933 trillion Myraniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,023 Myraniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detroxia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Detroxia is ranked 7,219^th in the world and 195^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.