Population | 39.185 billion |
Leader | Mr Lee |
Currency | Peanut |
Animal | Homo Kiasu |
The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.185 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 17,059 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,349 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kiasu-ism is ranked 55th in the world and 1st in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 98.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
- : Kiasu-ism endorsed The Dominion of New Sovereign Funnel Cake.
- : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Dominion of New Sovereign Funnel Cake.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Kiasu-ism endorsed The Empire of Saint Placked Cupcakke.
- : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Empire of Saint Placked Cupcakke.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, Mr Lee's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 269 » Darakin, Soem, Curlyhoward, Chubrubs, Ancient Slobovia, Tsunamy, Theorin, Sanden, Drugged Monkeys, Great Scapula, Farengeto, Kringalia, The Two Jerseys, Gymnostan, Pax Dracon, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, Abarri, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Nowa Europa, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, The naked people, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, Havenfell, Nova Montron, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Drystar, Land Without Shrimp, Amutien, Maeiland, Wehraboos, Changolandia, Dereistic, Los Lonley Boys, PenguinPies, Amerion, Yellunstryer, Zaelith, Mapico, Unielvan Millorvium, Bleakfoot, Doraya, Fasire, Bawkie, and 219 others.Besern, Ebonhand, United Great Holy Empire, West Pastafaria, Shefino, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Indolos, Myness, Myndia, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Myhomecountry, Unojo, Freedoom, Skaladoria, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Saciu, Land of Mari, Al Madhaa, Aurcania, Nomayuki, Centia Deran, Of the european socialist republics, The Haughtherlands, Venezia Pacifica, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Farelonia, Ostavaria, The Akian Islands, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Karatengisa, Tur Monkadzii, Altnavia, Demicity, Paganan, Bavaristan, The Island of Sorna, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Lynxaion, No moking, Dakalian, Atomic Garden, Sumina, Respackjakenrhace, Ugranda, Delthorensdale, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Dausuva, New Bulacan, The Ginger Lands, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Estival, Jantisha, Sgaana, Doundaly, Valles Stellarum, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Ekrixia, Sporaltryus, Bonobiana, Gorklibunsond, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Nova Rhodia, Arlandias, The Ark of Survival, Dhemixia, Dimplingpie, Pepoland, 0200-Gamma, Tanyaland, Martzbrieg, Eritria, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Deerp, Yugarritia, Alvira, Banieltopia, Hacrela, Gonthavnor, Balisca, Cerespasia, Signar, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The real Ireland, Bohenia, Purisect, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Amerinsca, New Maxta, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Hazahmkong, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Tioloman, Greater Pardonia, Moreana, Democates, Emagination, Ancaswafiqing, Thanitharia, Hadrex, Republic Empire of Japan, Sanctum Resurgence, ANuadh, Purestan, Swenfia 2, Zanforadon, The Filippinas, Krauanagaz, Lowelian, East Endia, Cofrosia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Albend, Espiritual, Originia, Topsonia, Springwalla, Shilvend, The Weirdo, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Galdona, Aodhan, Vertruse, Bogani, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Xanistan, Upper Ryu Lorty, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Gutiterra, Marre, Philippinessss, Jontum, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, Sovreign Republics, Mercian Legions, Paappapapa, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Nyitrai, North Harave, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Poguelands, Stelmund, The Xolbarian Opposition, Greater Fennovia, Haya-Nagatoro, Eriaco, 7 Trees, North Korea is best, Benese, Gwandalis, EIndonesia, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Cunny Cute and Funny, Antipolica, SharttingToepia, Vulcan Acenedcy, Khal Papax, Amerikanisches Imperium, Serpleddyland, Dundea Loea, Janoi Donacen, Santa Republica Argentina, Muredok, Corthsri, Rotenaplistan, Kami0, Hokkaiku, Legion Of The Moon, Overname, The Lombard League, Saint Placked Cupcakke, and New Sovereign Funnel Cake.