Population | 8.431 billion |
Capital | Heisenburg |
Leader | Lord Wolfgang Storm Heisenberg |
Faith | Robe-ism |
Currency | Labour Voucher |
Animal | Penguin |
The Glorious Book Smart Farts of The Finntopian Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Wolfgang Storm Heisenberg with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.431 billion Finntopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heisenburg. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,263 trillion Labour Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 268,456 Labour Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in The Finntopian Empire, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Robe-ism.
The Finntopian Empire is ranked 5,249th in the world and 1st in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,832.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Finntopian Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : The Finntopian Empire proposed constructing embassies between The Finntopian Region of DOOM and Anarchic Lands.
- : The Finntopian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in The Finntopian Empire.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : The Finntopian Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.