by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Rudest Citizens: 41stMost Armed: 84thHighest Crime Rates: 89th
The Rising Sun of
Anarchy
Behold!
Someone
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Fyre Phoenix

Population9.777 billion

CapitalCity of Phoenix
LeaderSomeone
FaithNone

CurrencyFyre
AnimalElephant

The Rising Sun of The Fyre Phoenix is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Someone with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.777 billion Fyre Phoenixians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Phoenix. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fyre Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 3,844 trillion Fyres a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 393,242 Fyres, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,418,004 per year while the poor average 27,911, a ratio of 86.6 to 1.

TFP-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Fyre Phoenix's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

The Fyre Phoenix is ranked 53,804th in the world and 79th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Politically Free, scoring 75.05 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 41stMost Armed: 84thHighest Crime Rates: 89thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 115thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 124thFattest Citizens: 130thLargest Retail Industry: 162ndMost Avoided: 182ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 272ndLargest Gambling Industry: 324thMost Rebellious Youth: 328thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 342ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 354thMost Efficient Economies: 502ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 538thHighest Average Incomes: 838thMost Corrupt Governments: 892ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 963rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,063rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,590thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,846thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,901stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,128thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,384thTop
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,705thMost Cultured: 2,981stHighest Economic Output: 3,156thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,835thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,577thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,724thSmartest Citizens: 5,519thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,780thLargest Governments: 7,524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,343rdMost Influential: 8,401stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,829thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,996thMost Secular: 11,282ndTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 15,632ndLargest Black Market: 15,709thMost Pro-Market: 17,154thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,734th
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, TFP-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Fyre Phoenixian restaurants.

More...

View Forum posts

Report