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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 486th Most Influential: 768th Highest Poor Incomes: 9,022nd
The Happian Union of
Father Knows Best State
We do the same thing and get different results.
Mr Mahn
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Happian Union

Population1.318 billion

LeaderMr Mahn
FaithLate Partying on Friday night

AnimalGeneric Animal

The Happian Union of The Happian Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mr Mahn with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.318 billion Happish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khangam. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Happish economy, worth 180 trillion đongers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,880 đongers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happian Union's national animal is the Generic Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Late Partying on Friday night.

The Happian Union is ranked 153,687th in the world and 5,940th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -86.46 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 486thMost Influential: 768thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,025thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,132ndMost Developed: 10,776thMost Inclusive: 10,988thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,080thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,877thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,391stNicest Citizens: 13,538thBest Weather: 13,542ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,696thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,732ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,754thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,477thLargest Governments: 14,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,286thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,810thMost Efficient Economies: 15,879thHighest Average Incomes: 15,945thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,424thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,684th
Most Influential: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 220th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 247th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 270th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 296th in the regionMost Developed: 307th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 317th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 337th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 349th in the regionLargest Governments: 366th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 381st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 383rd in the regionBest Weather: 385th in the regionNicest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 392nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 397th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 398th in the regionMost Average: 402nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 418th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 451st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 454th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 479th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 499th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 503rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 518th in the regionMost Cultured: 542nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 544th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 584th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 590th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 226 » Marrico, A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Fedele, Aelitia, Elejamie, Blazing Samaritan, Lyontisia, Kaigi, Adolanta, Dark Edgyness, Adavan, Goodnamesarerare, Socialist Holy American Empire, Ver Norge, United China Nation, Danelaw Scandinavia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Arkantis, Roissyland, Harro Waarudho, Hizuru, VW53Aland, Servants of Gizmo, British Calradia, Ribanzi, Dragonia, Ridann, Urimel, Cassidya, Kampf Empire, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Humri, Agonya, Talitoa, Am Echad, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Aeljae, Acnor, Bullpups, Bakaworld, Axdel, New Birblands, Akorial, Drunken Seal Islands, Bacon Land, Freedom Fascists, Brotherland, Federal Unity, and 176 others.Eurasia States, Shinnokawa, United-kingdom of Britannia, Unitary Germania, Greater New Islew, Ciggie Smallistan, The Almighty Country, Shavara, Biggstonia, Kangarawa, EnderShnovia, Betremia, Qui sequuntur somnia, AngusEssa, Reformed Mankind Institutes, Aristortia, Taewania, Danesopia, Federated States of Zootron, Elsweyr Land, Airrajul, Imperial Akatsuki, Merlovich, Galve, Ellsonian Dominion, Pax et Dovia, Ceruleasia, Ouroboric, Gorbastan, Narinoland, Izonno, Dpispitir, Kelsyth, Endertopias, Kublam, Impia Aghte, Lanagon, Headpat Central, New Taranaki, Pightinbotanoffen, Groi Landstrabowal, Cantonese Union, Darkenval, Blobbo, Kucia, Dzosk, Lit Medieval Dancing, The Empire of Rijelv, 0KXRg9C5, Norport, Trimmania, Riveraland, Thyaclinia, Noralia, The New Wisconsin Empire, Swiftwhiskers, Tshana, South East Charmaracapa, Tivinter, Sonictopia, Euricanis, The Shorter Union, Baumdahl, The Reunified Empire, The Sacred Whale, Grand Rheinland, Roliganistan, Wanabe, ReeK, Someseni, The Earth Systems Alliance, Wadostan Ran, Solestia, Ravendi, Dom Islana, Todd McCloud, Squid Ruinosa, Tel Mithru, Uthenia, Taurora, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Slys Paws, Erkadia, Laikantar, Wizardonia, Kyrtizhan, United Edwards, Survivoristan, Bytes, Wolemoer, Kagorg Bra Corna, Neruch, Joundia, The Southern Isles of Dreyse, Splena, Broengtopia, Areast, Unger under over, The Romanum Legio, Sharipe, New Leganes, Kyrloth, Propwash, Prexico, Kriov, Black Stone Vale, Solarfall, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Sansangra, Squarist Republic of Squaria, East Malaysia, Redfoos Irrelevancy, Bliacor, Norjis, Tim Stark, Verketa, Eagas, Skandinavistan, Fantasy Peninsula, Bortalandet, Respublica Deltanica, Sufjan Stevens Fans, Elkenian, Furnifold, Pengnia, Alwand, Avalon Ascendancy, CopyCato, Free Goldsaver, Dalta Salltan, Penfifteen, United Artificial Intelligence Armada, Arpino, Davelands, Enlil, Babcocia, The island of Kiria, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Bharatewa, Mastariere, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Wiranath, Gryphtopolis, Gemookul, New Military, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Shantan, Bachtendekuppen, The Angel of Charity, Sericena, Sicilla, Norgsveldet, The Holy Utopian Republic, Slui, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, The United Asian Republics, La Isla Nueva, TheRuthenians, Stellar Colonies, Valdwall, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Anecho, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Degrelle, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Greater Felter, Guthra, Funkadelia, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, and Sreneck.

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