The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.949 billion Texaskans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 467 trillion Goldcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 158,639 Goldcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, economics is a shrinking field, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 15,458^th in the world and 657^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.