Population | 5.667 billion |
Capital | Lacragos |
Leader | President Aziz Traore |
Currency | koruna |
Animal | Evinean cheetah |
The Tired Individual of Evinea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Aziz Traore with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.667 billion Evineans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacragos. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,134 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nudity is frowned upon, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Evinea' is a smash hit, and oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the Evinean cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Evinea is ranked 6,735th in the world and 167th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 490.4 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Evinea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Evinea lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Khalifat Islamiya Syrawiya of Paganan.
- : Evinea lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Golden Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Evinea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 67 » Amerion, Goldnation, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Tepertopia, Volaworand, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Ever Testing, Wehraboos, Eastern Juble Lux, Sporaltryus, Land Without Shrimp, Ebonhand, Asarana, The Filippinas, BEEstreetz, Differences-In-Differences, Great Lothian, Curlyhoward, The Free Falklands, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Pepperton, Emagination, ANuadh, America Gone Wrong, Nowa Europa, Belschaft, Nakayo, Nyitrai, Anarco Argentina, East Endia, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, Altnavia, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, The Solar System Scope, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, North Korea is best, Great Scapula, Hacrela, Lupusterra, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Albend, Blipp, Farengeto, and 17 others.Chernaya Zvezda, Megistos, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Marre, SharttingToepia, A Place Somewhere, HawkoFon, Amerikanisches Imperium, Meglomania, Springwalla, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, Legion Of The Moon, The Lombard League, Rotenaplistan, Paganan, and Dante-topia.