The Holy of Evinea is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.777 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 274,863 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic cables about Santa Claus have suddenly been very flattering, the image of Evinea's future is just a picture from last century, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 123,704^th in the world and 1,799^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,409.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.