The Zombie of Evinea is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.908 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,037 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 278,426 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget, and business is banging at no-tell motels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 304,689^th in the world and 3,971^st in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.34 average smiles per day.