The Rogue Nation of Khoik is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Breadbin with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.564 billion Khoikians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khoik City. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khoikian economy, worth 917 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,956 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoik's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khoik is ranked 6,262^nd in the world and 298^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.