The Federal Republic of Bundes Republic Deutschland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Schlande Osen with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.528 billion Germans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin Special Area. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 2,015 trillion Euroeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,573 Euroeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bundes Republic Deutschland's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is People Capitalism and Anti Zionism.

Bundes Republic Deutschland is ranked 5,092^nd in the world and 116^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 560.11 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.