The Second Tsardom of Tiskaiya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gregoriy Kuzmanovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.494 billion Tiskaiyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oryshevsk. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiskai economy, worth a remarkable 2,372 trillion Tratans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,895 Tratans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiskaiya's national animal is the Tiskai Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Tiskaiya is ranked 13,607^th in the world and 21^st in Anteria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 141.02 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.