The Nation of Detroxia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Detroix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.385 billion Detroxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroix City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Detroxian economy, worth 923 trillion Myraniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,497 Myraniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, economists claim no news is good news, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and the newest shade developed by Detroxia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detroxia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Detroxia is ranked 122,382^nd in the world and 2,167^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,032.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.